Uncle Miguel

Uncle Miguel is an intergalactic loli connoisseur and the antichrist of the extinct Fatthod race.

The backbone of the Asswagons' nefarious operations, Uncle Miguel is the designated owner and pilot of VANnessa, source of the Asswagons' seemingly endless resources (procured from underground connections such as his Loli Tribes and Jira'uldo 's black markets, among others), and Scrungus' guide around modern 5CR56-Beta.

Originally a morbidly obese monstrosity putting any mortal Fatthod to shame, Uncle Miguel was transformed into JOJO form when he unlocked the secrets of Noriaki Kakyoin's arcane collection of apocrypha, The Milfonomicon, in a risky bid to become a MILF hunter.

Despite dealing in such morally black practices, Uncle Miguel serves above all else as the silent voice of reason among the Asswagons. That should tell you something if the human trafficker is the nicest and most reasonable person in the group.

The Memesmith artifact known as the Vilememe carries a miniature Uncle Miguel clone inside its cage, but it's connection to the real Miguel is entirely unknown.

Personality
Uncle Miguel is stoic and reserved, acting only as needed. As an existential demon, Miguel holds knowledge pertaining to everything from the mundane to the cosmic, and is the wisest of the Asswagons. He often acts as a mediator, and cleans up the other Asswagons' messes more often than not.

Despite these superhuman faculties, Uncle Miguel struggles to express anything other than a stoic, hard demeanor. Smiles are rare, and the Fatthod deity appears to have a stunted emotional range at first glance. He is likely the only realistic depiction of an autistic person in the larger Scrungusverse in this regard. Despite the dealings he involves in, he feels genuine empathy for his Loli Tribes and MILFs, and does his best to treat both well.

Pre-Milfonomicon, Miguel did not have difficulty expressing emotions he had; he simply had none to express in the first place. The earlier incarnations of Miguel acted on instinct and nothing more. Notably, he smiled much more than post-Milfonomicon Miguel. Mostly due to the presence of Lolis, however.

Miguel has an unequivocable love of chickens and an insatiable lust for chicken-based foods.

Abilities

 * Cosmic Knowledge - Miguel has an in-depth understanding of... shit almost everything...


 * Stando - After unlocking the Milfonomicon's secrets, Miguel has unlocked his stand,「SIC EM ON A CHICKEN」, a powerful Stand which weaponizes dishes and cutlery.


 * Buff - Also after achieving said ascension, Miguel is buff as shit and strong as hell. Obviously.


 * Fatthod Magic - Once Miguel vored his whole species, he gained inmmense magical powers.

History
Main article: Uncle Miguel/History 

Uncle Miguel has been through lots of things. And people.